Autopsy of a Dead Goon

“To set his mind on a higher peak, and always turn the other cheek. A champion of the meek, what a total fucking freak.” -Formicary, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum

One (1) snake-pattern house key

One (1) Mad Dog bicycle lock key

One (1) keychain w/ penny, “Aum” symbol

One (1) Caribeaner, purple

One (1) Bic lighter, orange

One (1) gram of marijuana in plastic hobby bag

One (1) Lapis Lazuli stone

One (1) pen, black

One (1) 2″x 4″ lined marble note-book, green

One (1) unlabeled medicine bottle, orange

Thirteen (13) pills of unknown origin

One(1) Fury flip-out knife, non-standard blade, steel

One (1) Express short-sleeve tee-shirt, black

One (1) Gap turtleneck shirt, black

One (1) pair, boxer-briefs, tag removed, black

One (1) pair, Dickies pants, black

One (1) pair, cotton socks, black

One (1) pair, loafers, brown, unlabeled

One (1) bandanna, black/white paisley

One (1) pair, glasses, horn-rim, brown

One (1) pair, earrings, glass, cobalt

One (1) ox horn pincer, black

Two (2) labret plugs, glass, cobalt

One (1) pewter necklace, crop circle design

One (1) wood skull bracelet, red/brown

One (1) Black leather wallet, with chain

One (1) pog, hammer and sickle design

One (1) Pennsylvania issued state ID

One (1) Wachovia Bank debit card

One (1) Sagitarious horoscope

One (1) small watercolor painting

IN CASH:One (1) Twenty-dollar bill ($20)Three (3) One-dollar bills ($3)

5 Comments

  1. Is this all I am? A conglomerate of parts? No words will remember, I carry other people’s objects with me everywhere I go. I refuse to die, but I swear I’ll follow you to your grave.

  2. pogs. those were the days… Actually I always disliked pogs. We’re well rid of them.

  3. Yes.

  4. When I become death, Death will be the seed from which I grow. I only just now realized what that means.

  5. Die daily.


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